i’m done with one semester of college, and frankly, i’m enjoyin it… but ever since i got into the whole ‘be inquisitive’ mode, som questions r really buggin me…
1.why does mcdonalds serve way too less coke and not much of ice cream eitehr in their ‘coke floats’??
2. why does it rain everytime is step out of the house without an unmbrella?
3.Why do people like heavy metal?
4.Why am i eighteen when i feel more like 30?
5. Why does america want to save the world?
6.Why do we really even have teh concept of childhood when we know that ‘children’ as a concept were created only after the industrial revolution and that too only as a consumer group?
7. why do people think its wierd that i have names for all of my favourite objects??
8.why do we still have religions when we know that religions are the main cause for violence n unrest in the world today?
9.why is GOd on vacation?
10. why is that when i was 8 years old i felt like i was 18, and when im 18 years old, i feel like i’m eight??
I have thought long and hard about these matters, and I come with the answers:
Man is stupid. Or he’s really bored and needs some excitement and violence to wake him up. AKA stupid.
1) McDonalds sucks. KFC rules and I wish I had more money so I could worship KFC.
2) Murphy’s Law, and the God Is A Sadist Theory.
3) Metal rules! /m\ Mayhaps it be an acquired taste…
4) It’s the being initiated into adulthood thing. Responsibility. Meh.
5) George Bush thinks he’s Jesus.
6) Childhood is a perfect excuse to never have to be responsible. May it last forever!
7) That isn’t weird!!
9) God is a sadist.
10) Now THAT is weird. Stay 8! It’s the best age ever!!
1. mac d isnt bad…its just teh mac d in india that sucks.
2.damn murphy…may he rot in hell/heaven/purgatory/wherver he is
3.metal is still a pain
4.adulthood sucks. one thinks that bein an adult is like getting that all-acess-pass to life. well, it aint. cos man is born free but once he’s here, he’s in chains for the rest of his life. (read emotional, political, racail, financial bondage)
5.GB is lame.*sticks my tongue out at him.
6.children arent so dreprived of responsibilty. they ave infact the greatest responsibiltiy that society could place on them. it is their painful duty to pretend to be dumb, helpless and naive creatures so that the rest of teh world(adults) can feel good bout themselves. it is like they need children to unconditionaly love them, accept their follies witout question and to make them feel like they’re needed.
7. yeah…naming things aint wierd n since u agree i name you lavanya the wise.
8.man is stupid (if your name is man, please dont take it personally)
9.yeah…why god why??
10. 8 is the best ever….
heres my answers
1.Mcdonald is just a francise it only seems big becauses its everywhere you step foot other then that even the advertising sucks (excersise!! its good for youu burn our preservatives off yayy -_-)
2. Because the weather is giving you a free shower
3.i got no idea i dont like heavy metal personally because it gives me headaches, more of a led zepplin fan~
4.Well you must be working too hard (too much work and no play makes you a dull boy)
5. America produced superman
6.Children will rule the world since there the generation we must look forwards to (RIGHT ONNN!)
7. i dont think they think its weird its because you think that they think its weird creating an illusion of zebra
8.Religion is still around since people are too scared of being indivisual and depend on god since no one will help them.
9.maybe god needs a break ?
10. i have to agree being 8 is cool and fun – no worries do what you want you alloud.
so are u 8 or 30? make up your mind!
add an 11th question:
y does ur 4th n 10th statement contradict each other?
lol.. and as for #8, if not religion, we humans wud find sumthing else to bicker over. the absence of religion doesnt gurantee peace.. and d answer for no 2 is because god is on vacation. haha
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@lumeno
i am thirty going on eight….doesnt make much sense, but it works!!